Coldplay- Fix you (Music parody)

Posted: March 2, 2014 in Music Parody
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So i got this parody song lyrics of Coldplay, ”Fix you” from a friend. I couldn’t stop laughing hard everytime i read it. I thought i should share it here for you guys to read too.

Song Parody: “Please you”

Original Performer: Coldplay

Original Song Title: “Fix You”

Parody Written by: Nedu And The Talking Mouse

The Lyrics Background: A guy contemplates his overweight girlfriend

 

The Lyrics:

When you try your dress

But you’ve grown obese

When your buttons are gone

They pop when you sneeze

When you feel so round

Then you can weep

Such is your fault

When your skirts get torn

In a public place

When at fast food joint

You want 3 plates

When you love ice cream

But it grows your waist

You should give up

Twice your size you’ve blown

Appetite?

Longthroat?

But i will try to please you

Oh! Home goes meat pie

And down goes fish roll

When it’s food you love

You’re going to blow

When off to exercise

You never go

Just swear and curse

Fast food fried your form

No meat pie, you groan

But i’ll will try to please you

Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Comments
  1. Jonathan says:

    #WOW, wickedly funny lyrics. When at public place you want 3plates. hahahah Chai

  2. Eden sue says:

    Ok nedu and the mouse, awesome name for a band sha. I laughed till my belly hurt. Awesome lyrics, it would be nice to turn it into sound, e go sell die. I know I will buy it.

  3. Valerie says:

    Way funny…. i loved it mst when i sang out loud and pple around me looked at me funny. this is totally genius…! God bless who ever did this…!!

  4. Jesse says:

    Hahahaha. This is goooooooood. Wickedly goooooooooooooooood.

  5. Deb says:

    Nedu, you are awesome. I didn’t just read those lyrics I sang it and it works really fine. What inspired you? Leave that gf, imma better option. No fat waist line, no overeating etc. Lol

  6. Zoskydarl says:

    I love it.. N it is sooooooo true.. Lol

  7. Sandy says:

    Genius you. Made me smile.

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